Do what everyone else is doing. Say whatever.

*I* am the problem.

The problem is,

you all don’t see it the way *I* do.

You die.

That’s it.

And you find out.

Don’t you fucking get it?

I really hope you guys give a shout to Mike Gorman on his last game. Awesome for him to close out his career at home.

#MikeAndTommy NBA on TNT #ErnieKnows #BleedGreen

This really is the last of Mike Gorman Mike Gorman.

Bittersweet.

We have to win the whole, fuckin, thing.☘️🍀☘️

.Taylor Lewan slams a brew, his daughter slams a water

Girl Dad Bussin' With The Boys

Why is he even on the team? I think he pissed off Cora.

Totally relatable. Also in college, I had all of the notes, the story, character arcs, everything…

…but I didn’t actually write my screenplay until 24 hours before deadline. Hunter Thompson’d that shit.

Over 60 pages long. Got an A.

I am now the world’s worst procrastinator.

Wait, what? #StatOfTheDay juju 💰

“That one’s headed to New Hampshire!”

- Jon Miller with not only a great call, but also alliterative, and geography correct.

That ball was literally headed to New Hampshire.

You have to have a massive ego to be a soft umpire. Pathetic.

This was a documentary.

Friendly reminder to Eric Idle that “You’re not so bad yourself, cockface.” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Scottie Scheffler is officially the best since Tiger.

Incredible performance. #Masters2024

Mike Gorman and Tommy Heinsohn were doing it since before I was born. Greatest duo ever. Thank you, Mike Gorman!

Never seen anyone get a roar for an 82.

Hope he can play tomorrow. It might be our last #Tiger Sunday .

And I’ll watch every damn shot.

#Tiger #Masters

What a treat to listen to Mike Gorman Mike Gorman.

Mike and Tommy were *the* staple growing up.

Thank you Mike. 🙏🏻 #BleedGreen ☘️🍀

Manny Machado is a dirtbag. Never forgive him for Pedroia.

Betting Japanese horses with my boys. Thats what’s up. Chris @Therealhank27

He struck out 10 batter in 4.1 innings, and was so impressive the Astros told him he made the roster as he was being taken out of the game...

This was his reaction

How is it that one person can produce all of this?

That person lived 500 years ago — so why hasn't humanity produced another talent like him in all the time since? 🧵

And he would beat Jake Paul’s ass.