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Richard James

@richhahahard

Bristol based Stand Up comedian. Twitter name is more ironic than factual. Did a long walk #SouthWestCoastLaugh

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WW1 started because a Serb shot an Austrian. WW3 starts because a Serb won't get shot by an Australian. Feels like poetry. #novakdjokovic #AustralianOpen

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What a lovely gig at Pizzarova Bristol for Belly Laughs. Nice to gig for a great cause. If you are I'm Bristol check out a Belly Laughs gig this January. Most are sold out so be quick! Thanks for having me and let's make 2022 a great year of comedy and laughing!

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Great news about Morrisons introducing the 'sniff test' for Milk. Going to really help a lot of comics bring back jokes about Cocaine that were last used in the 80s.

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The year is 2024, inflation is rampant and there are food shortages. Desperate people are queuing to buy a loaf of bread which costs an NFT of a wheelbarrow carrying all your life savings of crypto.

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Ok gang, we only have tickets left for Aqua on 31 Jan & Bean Tree tonight (in an hour!!) And that's it!! Book here - yuup.co/hosts/belly-la…

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Might not have made many sound investments in my time, but the layer of body fat I've accumulated, is my hedge against the inflation of food prices.

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Gone to a gym on a Sunday and it was totally empty for a while. Got to live my apocalyptic dream of being totally alone in a nuclear bunker that was built for more people, but they didn't make it. That's a normal dream right?!

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News reporting due to inflation, Kit Kats and Condoms going up in price. Leading to the new marketing slogan, 'Have a Wank, don't have a Kit Kat.'

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Serious question; with the current inflation, at what price for diesel fuel, would it become more economical to hire Vin Diesel to give me a piggy-back to work?

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With the news that microplastics are now being found in the human bloodstream, it is important to remember that when disposing of a body, an ethical killer should always put bodies in the mixed plastics bin. #Reduce #Reuse #Redrum

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I'm a bit behind the news as had a busy day, but I just think it's incredible that Charles Darwin's stolen notebooks got returned. Personally I'd hate people to see in my notebooks but it's great to see his ideas taking shape. Really fascinating. #Darwin #DarwinNotebook

I'm a bit behind the news as had a busy day, but I just think it's incredible that Charles Darwin's stolen notebooks got returned.

Personally I'd hate people to see in my notebooks but it's great to see his ideas taking shape. Really fascinating.
#Darwin #DarwinNotebook
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My New Year's Resolution will be to stop ruining people's fun. Unrelated to that, please don't forget the clocks go back an hour tonight.