My new neck brace is really helping out with my nerd neck! Just about to start a 17 hour shift of Xbox 360 cod4. Nice and dark in the basement just like my piss bottle collection. Had a massive kidney stone pass this morning so the Pepsi and Mountain Dew is showing results!

I love being 49 and living in a musty dirty basement only ever playing cod4. Finally just woke up. I’m about to drink a 2 liter of Pepsi to get my grind on. Locked and loaded in my gaming cage. Had a few more kidney stones last night. I made sure to have my piss aroma in my room.

Woah! Collecting the dark piss does show results! Make sure you take your hourly dose of a 2 liter of Pepsi or Mountain Dew. This really helps with the creation of kidney stones and the darkest of piss. Diet can only be frozen food or Doritos. I am the49 year old beast of cod4.

Wow my pampies are really full with piss. Feels great dripping down my leg. My parents are now back living with me. They sold their house and now they are taking over my place. They are whining about my dirty pampers and piss bottle collection. But I need that for my cod4 skills!

I love waking up and being 49 with no job and no life. Just looking at my tv. My parents are super mad at me but it’s okay. I’ll just stay down here with my piss bottle collection for the remainder of my days. Nothing like being in my gaming cage playing Xbox 360 cod4 daily.

Being an absolute role model at the age of 49 for CoD is uplifting. Knowing that all the drinking Pepsi, and collecting the dark piss really has its benefits. Keep the lights off, stay in the basement, and never touch grass again. Mom is making me frozen White Castle burgers!

The only I know is that I have the darkest and best piss collection there is. And no one can tell me otherwise. My parents say I need a job. But I ain’t wasting time on that. I have way better things to do like stay up all day and night and play Xbox 360 cod4. Just give me Pepsi.

Wow my piss bottle collection is definitely getting bigger with time. Gotta just keep drinking that Pepsi and make sure my piss is burning and dark to confirm I’m spending enough time on Xbox 360 cod4. My parents can complain all they want about me being 49 with no job. Get bent.