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Man City are back at the top of the Premier League table thanks to the one & only Erling Haaland. The Sky Blues now have the upper hand. The Arsenal got panned. The Graeme Murty headstand. The backhand. The cash-in-hand. The last 4 games for the Gunners haven't gone as planned.

Croatia are into the last 8 after a fine performance from the one and only Dejan Lovren. The Croatian Big Ben. The has a good game every now and again. The Nurofen. The “Yo Adrian!”. The Celtic didn’t make it to number 10. The middlemen. The how good is Jude Bellingham?

England progress to the last 8 of the World Cup thanks to a goal by the one and only Harry Kane. The gravy train. The English Paul Slane. The Singapore chow mein. The migraine. The Sinn Fein. The candy cane. The hope Russia get f*cked in the war by Ukraine.

He’s back in the England starting line up today! It’s the one and only Kyle Walker. The talker. The squawker. The 1 cap 1 goal Steven Caulker. The footlocker. The never prone to a shocker. The beta-blocker. The punk rocker. The Ian Crocker. The it’s called football, not soccer.