Fucken hate it when Sonic drops the coins, those are valuable you little cunt just slow down

trying to pick a show to watch with livhewson but they keep snatching the remote away and putting on santa clarita diet!!!

balls are just the tits of the dick

happy international men’s day u dumb fucks

acab

love when i’m like “as a fat girl...” and i’ll be interrupted with “omg you’re not fat” like????? when you say that it’s because you think being fat is horrible and i’m being down on myself - i’m just trying to tell u how hard it is to shop for my body type bitch

me ordering mcdonald’s for the second time today

my man’s song is the first one on this list and i’m very proud! listen to it hehe

“i’m in my aisle”

getting a boost of energy for an hour and sending all my friends messages and then not replying to their replies for a week

!!!!!!!!

got married so i don’t have to work anymore 🥰

I guess I just don’t believe that Emma Gerber’s hairdo “must’ve taken hours”

yesterday driving home, bawling my eyes out, leaving the vet after having my cat euthanised BeReal went off

my son, an athlete 🤍