“Behind this wall a demon sleeps, an ancient evil held in keep, Poseidon’s power contained the beast, but he too perished when battle ceased.”

We will have to work hard to explain to the next generation of Disney Parks fans that these places were once TEEMING with live entertainment. The News Boys. Minnie’s Fly Girls. The Dora Milaje. Pixarmonic Orchestra. Less and less as we pay more and more. Frogs in boiling water.

This park is okay, but it doesn’t have Poseidon’s Fury…

If any of our Japan-based friends know how to contact parks for media requests we'd love to hear from you!

Me waiting for my free bread after watching the Boudin Bakery Tour starring Colin Mochrie and Rosie O'Donnell

Have we heard anything about an official live stream from D23 this year? This Australian wants to get his news live not from clickbaity headlines!

Me and the boys rocking up to D23 in Fortnite

What is this feeling? I’m cautiously optimistic and dare I say it… excited?

It's tough when you're critical towards something you love because people assume that you don't even like it to begin with. I genuinely love theme parks and Disney. They helped shape the creative I am today. I'm critical because I want them to continue to be great.

Will my voice box survive an almost 5000 word script? Tune in next week to find out!

For those niche few who are interested in what a 30 minute ReviewTyme video timeline looks like.

The only acceptable rope drop choices at Hong Kong Disneyland

I think I gave this Cast Member a heart attack when I yelled out MOSSY!!! across Frozen Land

Fantasy Springs Roast Beef Popcorn - A Story in Four Parts

I miss you Papa Poseidon and Faddy Darkenon…

Completed my final Universal park! The last two days have shown me the incredible highs and the worrying lows of this park. Excited to share them in more detail sometime in the future!