News: - Brazil Supreme Court ordered Twitter/X to block fake news, hate accounts violating laws+undermining democracy. - Musk refused & closed all offices in Brazil. - Court gave him 24hrs to appoint a legal rep in Brazil or it’ll Block X/Twitter in the country of 217million.

I will never forget that abortions were banned before AR-15s.

My kids' grandma is a family practice doctor. Not my daycare provider. This guy...

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#RIP dad 💔

Kamala said you’re gonna shake my hand dammit! #Harris2024 #Debate2024

Run Spot Run, a book by Karl Marx

I love that ABC is keeping the question asked up on the screen so it's crystal clear that Mr. Meanders can't even remember what we're talking about.

He's been a leader on fertilization?

IN SPRINGFIELD THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS

"They're eating the dogs!" He can't even get the lie right! #Debate2024

How beautiful that the Vice President questions whether her opponent is able to think clearly and he spends his entire minute of response time confirming her fears.

Behold, the Spheres of Terra!

"You adore strongmen instead of caring about democracy..."

I feel like this story about Abdul and his house is not a talk about on ABC kind of thing 😳

Future President Harris answered that race question perfectly. More of this.

I'm so sad that SNL isn't new this week.

"Climate change?" "The mayor of Moscow's wife!"

And now we have to listen to Scott Jennings

Hey elon, I triple dog dare you to tell Taylor you'll impregnate her while Travis is standing next to her.