Neighborhood Watch, ready for duty……😴😴

Happy 6th birthday to my roommate! You turned out into a really cool little dude that is doing his best to keep me young at heart!

Happy Fourth of July! May the fireworks be quiet and the hotdogs be plentiful! 🎆🌭

Can you believe I’ve been on Twitter for 11 years?! What a ride it has been! Wishing all of my #ResLife friends a stress-free August!!

I may be retired from the #reslife game, but I know the last few weeks have been filled with long days! I hope you can treat yourself to a hard (or regular!) seltzer or two!!

IT’S MOVE-IN TIME!!!!! Some of us are more excited than others.* #reslife *And that’s okay because humans and animals have complex emotions, which is not an indication of their commitment to their jobs or professionalism. 😊

When your dinner is usually served promptly at 5pm, but the human is in a meeting that has no end in sight.

Hard to believe, but today I turn 12! 🎉🎂🥳 My human celebrated my greatness with a long car ride, Happy Meal, and I picked out four new toys at PetSmart. The best part? The roommate wasn’t invited!

Did you know the Speaker of the House doesn’t have to be an elected representative? Anyone can do it! 🇺🇸

I met my human 12 years ago today! Look how tiny and cute I was! Not much has changed over the years.

Christmas shopping at TJ Maxx and he was entranced by this good-looking dog in the mirror

12 years ago I adopted my human and her life (and bank account!) have never been the same!

When the party guest stops giving you attention

And to all a good night…🎄

Woof you be my Valentine? 💕

Missing my city by the Bay 🕶️