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Those who voted for me (and only them) please visit my DC congressional office starting tomorrow at 1232 Longworth House Office Building. Our doors are open to serve Republican voters. 🇺🇸

Very excited to ruin everything on a national level!

Rep Maxine Waters looked like she was about to drop Bob Good on his ass when he asked for some applause

On the news!

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I’m very glad that the speaker election is over. Now it’s time for me to start destroying America.

My Office address is 4800 Mills Civic Pkwy Ste 103, West Des Moines, IA 50265 (It’s a Quiznos. My office is set up in the men’s room)

Twitter has given me the gray government verification check mark by mistake. I am not the real Zach Nunn. If you’re looking for him, his account is Congressman Zach Nunn

More evidence Twitter verification isn't verifying much: It just gave a grey check for government to a fake Congressman Account Zach Nunn even says Parody. Real Congressman Zach Nunn has no check I wrote The Washington Post about getting verified as a fake Senator: wapo.st/3VHo2Qg

I was just arrested for not returning a library book. Apparently the library didn’t like that I never brought their copy of Twilight back to them. Can someone please come post bail for me?

It appears that because of the actions of Joe Biden, now babies are even joining in on gang activities. Look at this baby repping the bloods!

NOOOO!!! THEY CAN’T JUST DO THAT!!!

Check out my website Nunn.fart.gov for more BANGERS!

Rest in peace Kevin I will miss your smell

Please re-elect me so I will have more time make things worse for my constituents

I served because our freedoms are worth the sacrifice. I'm running for Congress now because they're under attack.

I apologize to my constituents that believe I am not doing a good job. Truth is, I can’t do a good job because I don’t know how to. Please help me.

Thanks for the re-election, guys. I really appreciate it. It’s truly a dream come true to be given another 2 years to fuck everything up