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Reno McDallas

@renomcdallas

Captain F'N Boomerang 🪃
Gandalf the Greying
Captain Mid-America
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Please, no GCs or DMs. I'm too distracted fighting cancer.

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I’m deeply grateful I made it through. At first, I struggled, questioning why I survived cancer when so many wonderful people don’t. It felt unfair. The question is too big. To understand where my threads fit, I’d need to see the full tapestry of God’s plan. Instead of wrestling

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Moose would like to inform you that it is thundering. ⛈️ I'm tweeting one handed as he is sitting on my left arm for comfort. I never let myself get frustrated with his fear because he was once homeless and hasn't always been safe during storms.

Moose would like to inform you that it is thundering. ⛈️ I'm tweeting one handed as he is sitting on my left arm for comfort. I never let myself get frustrated with his fear because he was once homeless and hasn't always been safe during storms.
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Remember the whole "Are you Team Trump or Team Elon" a little while back? People screamed at each other and it was hilarious. Well, I hope everyone learned a valuable lesson.

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Reno McDallas The guys who invented the internet must be so happy I tweaked a McD ad a couple years ago. They put him by a car that he obviously couldn't fit in

<a href="/RenoMcDallas/">Reno McDallas</a> The guys who invented the internet must be so happy

I tweaked a McD ad a couple years ago. They put him by a car that he obviously couldn't fit in
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Time to be real with you all. Cracker Barrel started their decline when they fired Brad's Wife. This is just the culmination of all of their poor choices since then. #justiceforbradswife #crackerbarrel #11yearsofservice

Time to be real with you all.  <a href="/CrackerBarrel/">Cracker Barrel</a> started their decline when they fired Brad's Wife. This is just the culmination of all of their poor choices since then. #justiceforbradswife #crackerbarrel #11yearsofservice
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Just ate some radioactive shrimp and got bit by a vaccinated spider. It's time for me to clean up the Streets of St. Louis and give criminals a shellfish allergy! Shrimp Spider Dude out!

Just ate some radioactive shrimp and got bit by a vaccinated spider. It's time for me to clean up the Streets of St. Louis and give criminals a shellfish allergy! Shrimp Spider Dude out!