Black Widow has such an amazing soundtrack. And is one of the better MCU movies post-endgame. (Up there with Shang-Chi.) I dunno why it gets all the hate it does.

(Just kidding, I know EXACTLY why it gets all the hate it does.)

I sometimes get really nostalgic for college, but I can't tell if I actually miss college or just miss my last few years of not having a 9-5.

Wow it's kinda crazy that there's some billionaire in Florida named 'The Museum of Science and Industry.' Rich folks give their kids the weirdest names.

Saw some giraffes at the Cincinnati zoo and couldn't stop thinking about this post.

My wife and I are currently on different floors of our house sending each other running memes on Instagram. Bet y'all wish you had a spicy marriage like ours.

Out with my wife and her friends on her birthday, me and another person were looking up places to go for dinner. Someone said 'We should let Megan decide, it's her birthday.'

I explained 'I know my wife, the best birthday gift we could give her is not making her choose.'

I had a dream that I turned my grandma's old apartment into an AirBnB. Then it turned out it was haunted and I had to rescue my first guest from the netherworld.

I said yes!

Dear marketers: The more emails you send me, the fewer I will actually see.

Dear 🌼🌺 LDShadowLady 🌺🌼 and Scott Smajor 👑, I humbly request karaoke versions of some of those dope Empires musical songs.

I gotta blow my friends away at our next karaoke outing. =p

If this isn't the most relatable thing I've ever read.

Facebook ads serving me absolute cringe.