#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I'm incognito

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause my eyes are sensitive to any light

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause it's the 80s, baby.

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause then I can see who's an alien.

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I'm a late polariser.

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause my vision is so bad.l it makes little difference

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I’m doing finger pistols

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause along with my use of a flick comb, it makes me the epitome of cool.

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause... Is it night?

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I'm involved in a Risky Business!

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause they’re bifocal and I probably lost, broke or forgot my reading glasses

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause leave me alone

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause there's no point daytime, there's been a ray ban.

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I’m readying to hide my morning walk of shame

#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause that’s for me to know and you to forget.

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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I damaged my eyes during the last solar eclipse! 😎