Together with the Alderney state government, The Von Crastenburg Foundation pledges to help redevelop Acter- one of the state’s most deprived regions.

Darling, when are you going to give me a grandchild?

I must say, the new Simon & Nigel collection at the Libertonian is truly pioneering. Some of their finest work yet.

Nothing says autumnal Saturday morning like watching polo at the country club 🐎

We have the finest Gruppe Sechs security system and on site guards.

Garret and I spent many happy summers here.

Have a lovely time x

Wishing you all a champagne soaked Christmas, Darlings 🥂

A Very Merry Christmas fro Garret & Regina Von Crastenburg.

Very proud of you both. We’ve done some great business with BoL so I’m sure you’ll have a strong, profitable relationship.

I need to make some calls...

Thrilled to be guest lecturing again at Vespucci University this coming week. Seems like just yesterday I was attending, myself.

Miles cut your hair, you look like a communist!

Meeting with the Libertonian event committee to discuss the upcoming festivities. Nothing makes it into this building without my say so.

We’ve seen a spike in recent bookings following the international hotel boycotting. Our landmark establishments across the globe continue to lead the industry. Always stay at The Von Crastenburg for unparalleled service.

High Society 🍸

Wishing you all an evening of good food and good company. Garret, Lana, Jill and myself will be dining at the manor. We have so very much to be thankful for 🥂

Another day, another thieving maid sent back to Central America 😌