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Didn’t realize I could get in my 10,000 steps at Dulles

What’s the Arab version of St. Patrick’s Day?

ME: I made the Arab-American “40 Under 40!” MY MOM: And the “30 Over 30” who aren’t married yet

Petition for iPhones to erupt in confetti or lasers when you text “Eid Mubarak.” Apple what are your thoughts?

London! There’s a few tickets left for the show TOMORROW June 22! Grab them before they’re gone 🇬🇧🎤🎟️ #london westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/reem-eda…

Dublin! See U Next Tuesday? In Stitches Comedy Club 👇🏼🎟️ institchescomedy.com/event-details/…

Dublin! Ireland! Comedy! Tuesday! Come!!! institchescomedy.com/event-details/…

Biden out here like the Princess of Dubai: “I drop out, I drop out, I Drop Out.”

Host: How will you secure the white woman vote? Trump: Dogs. I’ll say they’re eating dogs. #Debate2024 #Debatenight #HarrisTrumpDebate2024

I don’t know what’s worse: flying on September 11 or having my return flight on Friday the 13th.

🚨NYC🚨 Come see me headline (new date/venue) on Sunday November 3 at Williamsburg Comedy Club! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE 🎟️👇🏼 3common.com/event/reem-eda…

New York! You. Me. My funny friends. All at Williamsburg Comedy Club Sunday November 3. See you there? 🎟️👇🏼 3common.com/event/reem-eda…

🚨NYC🚨Tomorrow, Sunday Nov 3rd - I’m performing my hour, The Diversity FIRE at Williamsburg Comedy Club 🔥 I’ll tell HR if you don’t come 👀🎟️👆🏼 3common.com/event/reem-eda…

This feels like such a knock-off election. It’s SHEIN vs Temu #Election2024 #ElectionDay

It’s that time of year when I’m reminded where any of these states are

It’s wild that if you have a felony in the United States you can’t vote, but you CAN run for president…

IG vs reality #Election2024

This fire is the only thing in LA that hasn’t experienced traffic getting around town

LA is “so spread out” until there’s a fire and you realize just how close everything actually is without traffic