Tell thi what, that bloody rooty is some lad. Good job it wasn’t back in my day, tha’ would have got red dog cracking thi’ fest and bluey cracking thi after’. Saying that, windies boy back in day could just knock thi head off wi’ ball, not resort to school yard shite’

Tell thi’ what some reyt’ lads on eer’ absolutely crap at cricket but by ek’ what a set e lads. Bloody love the builders does red dog!

Nar then’ it’s that time e’ week agen’ pick the phone up and vote for ar kid’. Proper Yorkshireman, dunt’ bother asking for permission, just nick thi’ mothers phone and get voting. Ryan Sidebottom 🏏 #DancingOnIce

Well bleedin’ ek. Been quiet I know, just opened my curtains after being in bed for a while, can’t believe ar’ kid ain’t ont’ bloody ice ne’ more. Looks like I’m going to have to go back to fillin’ weekends wi’ racing ferrets and guin’ rabbitin’ agen’ I’m blaming Ryan Sidebottom 🏏

Tell thi’ what’ I mite’ tek up golf now I have my weekends back, heard there a few quid to be earnt. How bloody hard can it be to hit a motionless ball straight? I used to bat against bloody Fred in nets with no pads on, sometimes with a snooker cue for extra practice. #easy

Michael Vaughan I'd rather walk round Burnley with a nail in my shoe.

Sick off all these sixes... We used to hit bloody 3 a season and they used t’ be off top edge when Fred had a bee int’ bonnet. #itsnotcricket

That bloody’ Chris Gayle, sez’ he’s king of universe or some shite’ . Look eer kid, tha’ wunt’ get one in your half cocker if red dog was steaming in. And wouldn’t survive a neet’ in bolyns with me and bluey’ , thaz a clown.

The greatest scene in film history.

Bloody kicked him into stand that day!

Bloody hell lad, that looks like Scarborough. Was is boleyns til' foower' that morning.

Am' bloody back! Well want 2020 shite! About as good as its cricket equivalent! Tha' can't beat grittin' it art' for 5 days

Thaz' rate young en' 2020, bleeding shite '

Was great to catch up with James Moorhouse last week, turns art' his shoulder is buggered, wunt' be wi' hitting along fluwer'. Play straight lad, play straight

The lads a bleeding legend, tha should see him off short run. Tha wunt' hit it with an ironing board. Col Smith learnt him everything he knows, e e e e e Ben Sanderson

Was having 5 minutes to misen' today with a brew, best player to have ever worn the white rose? Wiv' had some bloody great players si thi, who's thar favourite? #cricket #godscountry #whiterose #yorkshire

Tha rate lad' Pulled socks up t' knee - shorts up t' knackers then kicked em' into stand all bleeding day. Then nip om', stick a fiver on osses' then off t' nets to bowl everything in my arf' then bat with art' pads on.

Nar then cocker James Moorhouse , a tha gunna hit one off of square this season lad? Rumour has it tha got married too, wolf in sheeps lad, wolf in sheeps .

Wouldn't bloody last 5mins these days, bunch e' bloody fairies.

Thats it lad, keep your bloody foot behind that line. Still off short run cocker? Ben Sanderson