I want to be this chill.

"Ah, Sovereign LORD, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you." -Jeremiah 32:17

"Cheer up, Christian. The sweetness of the crown which shall be enjoyed, will make amends for the bitterness of the cross which was endured. This world is all the Hell that you shall ever have." -William Dyer

Remember to pray for your pastor as he finishes preparing to preach the Gospel tomorrow. Romans 10:15: "Just as it is written: “How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news of good things!”

No one ever talks about that moment in a Southerner's life when they see "chest of drawers" spelled out for the first time.

"And looking at them Jesus said to them, ‘With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.’” -Matthew 19:26

Today, if you hear His voice, do not harden your heart.

~sigh~

"The Sinner's Prayer has probably done more damage to condemn souls to hell; the Sinner's Prayer has done more damage to corrupt the Church because we've filled the Church with a bunch of lost people." -Paul Washer

When you're a new mommy and you go to Mimi's for two nights...

“When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others

I have a hobby of handing out alarm clocks. It's a really great way to pass the time.

"You are worthy, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for you created all things, and by your will they were created and have their being.” -Revelation 4:11

The government has discontinued manufacturing pennies. Your two cents is now no longer needed.

This makes my blood boil. 😡

"This joy that I have...the world didn't give it and the world can't take it away." Amen

"Let the heavens rejoice, let the earth be glad; let them say among the nations, ‘The Lord reigns!’” -Chronicles 16:31

A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

"But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea." -Matthew 18:6

The cat on the left is Molly, who thinks she owns me because I feed her. The other cat is an intruder that I believe Molly told there was free food at my house. I'm not even a cat person. 🙄