Wait, where did the Christmas chicken go? Suspiciously chicken-shaped Uni:

I'm turnin in my two weeks notice.

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Update: Uni ate whole chickens. Chicken boy!!

ＤＩＣＫ ＧＲＡＹＳＯＮ 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙈𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙎 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙏𝙄𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙒 ɳเɠɦƭωเɳɠ < #𝘿𝘾𝙍𝙋 𝙓 #𝙈𝙑𝙍𝙋 >

Muscle Uni?

Thnx for laughing at my joke do u want me romantically

I'm famously not very good at reading people's moods till they end up sendin' me to the ER.

something so beautiful about the moon actually looking so similar to moonstones