(content warning: suicidal ideation)

lead balloon. (1/6)

Hoggin the covers

where did musk find this lawyer lmao

younger me would have killed to be able to draw like this and today I just consider this a doodle. Incredible

Pleased to announce that both of my dogs are masters at side eyeing so here is an artists interpretation of a common occurrence of being judged by both of them after walking out of the bathroom

Horror movie bitches be whispering so damn loud

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking DENTMAN would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush

the three categories of boy

I have photoshopped this to be representative of what it would look like if the sun was 1cm bigger in real life

autistics how do you feel about the ARFID eel

these guys would all probably bond over each others cool ass powers be real

not giving any context

there needs to be better options for chewable toothbrushes for adults outside of 'portable toothbrush with built in toothpaste!!! Perfect for camping!'

I need to chew on something god damnit

Let him cook #adultswim #boondocks #breakingbad

the glasgow wonka experience should be a cautionary tale for ppl wanting to substitute human creativity with AI bc everyone else involved in it got to chase that bag and enjoy internet notoriety while the guy who started it now has his life in total shambles

Mini rant. I’m so fucking tired of “chonky” animals being so normalized. This is genuine abuse. Stop overfeeding your fucking animals because it gives them SO many health risks and can cause early death. It doesn’t matter if they look happy, THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NEVER OKAY.

[1/24] ⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️ MINECRAFT PLAYERS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!

there's a scam going around on Minecraft that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it, and once i realized what was going on, it was too late.

More info down below👇

This is how y'all sound letting your cats outside

Americans reading this: you're dehydrated because you're probably walking more due to not needing to take a car everywhere.

It's also safe to assume unless told otherwise that the tap water where you are visiting is drinkable so save yourself money there too.