I forgot to take a shower last night, that's why I'm so itchy lmao. I have to wash off the hair dye residue this morning.

Attention morons, no, obviously the carpet doesn't match the drapes, I'm a natural blonde. I don't dye my pubes because I don't want chemicals that close to my hoo hah, she is allergic to everything.

I clicked one Pokemon post and now trans "women's" ugly before and "after" aka exactly the same only with a wig are now showing up in my feed, someone fetch me my barf bucket please.

Sunday mood. Love it. I'm just listening to birds chirping.

Naturally blonde pubes are actually fairly uncommon too so take that, real redheads.

Thinking about how rude guys on dating apps are to me about being a fake redhead makes me never want to use them again lol.

Baseball last night was just mental preparation for the pain I will feel during football season.

I think I'm going to block my governor.

Chevy Spark just seems like a fat chick car.

Some old guy just asked me to hop in his cart. You guys really need to work on these pick up lines.

Okay, this hair color is a winner. The guys that aren't shooting their shot are breaking their necks and I am in a capybara shirt and Crocs. The gas station cashier just wished me a happy early birthday in a sexy voice. My birthday is in September lmao.

I actually did date a gas station cashier once. He's an ex Marine. He has pretty eyes and we flirted during covid quarantine. Then I found him on Tinder. Then he took the mask off and yikes. I still dated him though, for a few months because his dick is huge.

Fang Fang is trending, lmao?

This discord right now

Shut the fuck up about sportsball rn lmao.

Mood.

GN

My neighbor has been gone for a week and he didn't ask me to house sit.