".......or just Nostalgic"

Man: "I want to have a Son and Daughter to take care of and a beautiful wife and a lovely home" Women: "you're such a pig, go away you pervert" //Yes if you say you wants kids in a different tone it can come off as creepy

"ok first off Lady, putting gas ain't a gender role, hell whenever my Hellcat, or Durango needs gas? I put gas in them gah dayum"

"is it hard to just remove the onions yourself?"

"Because Conquering Earth is impossible....thank you for your time"

"....... aren't they just friends?

"Shit I would make my own food in there too, but I can't cook for shit"

"Fire them"

"Dude it's his Game the fuck talk about "you spend too much" he is a Grown man, if you don't like that he's enjoying his game the get out"

"yeah that's fake I know that dude from the hotel water gun war"

Not germ factories 😂

My dyslexic ass read that as singing

"...........MI BOMBA"

"i know you lying!"

//that's why kids need their asses whooped and away from the Internet, cause their too damn comfortable with acting hard, and their parents always being gentle with them and wanting to be friends with them

"A Bulldozer and Fridge happily in love, isn't love just interesting?"

At this point, you gonna drag him to the bathroom pull his pants off, open his Ass and put it on the hand dryer, DON'T YOU EVER INTERRUPT A PROPOSAL

"why get him a phone anyway, they don't need it, they can live with TV"

//I'm sorry but that part at 2: 11 got me 💀

"can y'all put the fridge back inside"