Y’all. Look at what the amazing @CyberOtters bought for me!

Happy Holidays, @MG_SmithT

Are we signing our emails with Happy Holidays this week?

Todays couple question of the day. Our answers included because they’re spot on, and appropriate. @CyberOtters

Tricare retiree people, I need suggestions on dental plans that have great orthodontia coverage. Thoughts? Ideas? #tricare #miltwitter

They moved the heart button on my Twitter and I’m not ok with it.

The secret is time. It just took me 45 minutes to wrap 3 books and 4 pairs of socks. With a dozen minor interruptions and 3.5 minute scare that L’Otter may have dislocated his shoulder. #parenting

L’Otter: Mom, I’m wiping the peanut butter off the knife so the jelly doesn’t get contaginated. I’m not even sure the wrong version of that word should be in his 1st grade vocabulary. #parenting

I was today years old when I learned how to thaw frozen outdoor faucets. And living in Georgia. #coldweather

The “before we do 4 services at church today” photo. Merry Christmas from the Otter Family! @CyberOtters

I’m happy to report that @CyberOtters got a square gift for the third year in a row. And it may be the gift that made us all the happiest. #otterchristmas

I've never been so pleased as to have a space heater in the office I'm borrowing today.

I'm not quite sure why, but every time I write "a university" I shiver with contempt and distaste for the English language.

I truly thought that when I had teenagers and was watching a show, it wouldn’t take 75 minutes to complete what should be 44 minutes of watching, like when they were two. #parentingteenagers

Today the romp let us sleep until 9am. If that isn’t a Christmas miracle, I don’t know what is. #parenting

Road trip & family vacation has begun. A 🧵 of the ridiculous things my kids are saying. Mom, did you know my blanket is round?! Yes son, since it’s a tortilla blanket… #otteradventures

Took the kids by my alma mater today.

When L’Otter finds an otter display.. Science Museum of Virginia

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