Sometimes I wonder if they're fucking with me by proxy.

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March 13th on the Avalanche🔺 c-chain saw an 8% drop in transactions on the day it popped over $10 for a bit. Pretty big drop in moneymen transfers -- someone forget to fill the gas tank, perhaps? It's enough to account for the day's decline in tx. Gas was up all around.

Retro9000 for March 13 -- I updated the contract listing from the leaderboard, as I understand there have been changes. One of Pharaoh on AVAX's still shows as unverified. The Blackhole whale was only 42% of their gas burn today.

Agent teams keep plugging away at trying to work out everything about Dinari's L1 and other onchain infrastructure. Thanks for the 2x usage on weekends, Anthropic.

Did asbestos fall upon Avalanche🔺 c-chain on Pi Day? Burn was down over 60%, moneymen activity still depressed. 1.92M of 2.42M tx for under $12.

I was curious about the moneymen drop -- fewer participants, or less activity per? Turns out a quarter of the network stopped, and they still have gas money, so...

Transactions up slightly on March 15th on Avalanche🔺 c-chain, but gas up 40% since Selini doubled yesterday's trades. Moneymen still at 75%, not much new.

The problem CBS has is that anything that might be propaganda is more suspect after they bent the knee.

From Joe to Pharaoh?

If I hear one more time about Bergen County property deeds on Avalanche without an on-chain reference to it actually happening... Well, I'll just yell at clouds, but fuck, put up or SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Just got a craving for wasabi peas, and I haven't got any.

"What *they* don't want you to know because they can't make money" Sells a book and supplements via affiliate links. Fuck off.

March 16 saw Avalanche🔺 c-chain tx count up 7%, with gas burn up 90%. Selini got back to weekday business, and defi doubled "other" gas burn. A mostly normal day despite the general vibe swoon.

Retro9000 competitors burned 3.28% of chain gas March 16th. AvaxPixel tx count dropped dramatically, and Festify's been exactly 1000 senders the last 2 days?