Scene at LBC this morning [Exec's Office]:

{Knock at the door]

Exec: 'Enter.'
O:B: 'Good morning, Sir, you wanted to see me?'
Exec: 'And you are?'
O'B: 'O'Brien, Sir, James O'Brien.'
Exec: 'Ah, yes, Brien. Come in. Don't sit down.'
O'B: 'Um, OK, Sir'
Exec: 'We've had a torrent