Wav when he sees ppl laughing at this:

Coldddd

We have scored the most, conceded the least, kept the most clean sheets too. By nearly every metric we are top. Man are just saying anything loooool

We need to tap dance on Sp*rs’ neck back in similar fashion. It’s necessary.

Babe wake up, Ed Campbell just dropped a new ep of ‘Britain’s biggest idiots’

Nigerians. You can guarantee we will always ask the important questions.

Where is the outrage now that mass graves have been found in Gaza?

Why don’t we know more about the bodies found with hands tied & clothing stripped?

Where is the wall-to-wall coverage of this?

Where is the international condemnation?

Looool i haven’t had it in time but I am one of these criminals icl.

Growing up in my house there were only 3 things you didn’t question:

My mother
Church on Sunday
Ovaltine

Who will run the country?

Yo Row is Assna the best or nah?

Kai Havertz is the best on earth. 🎶

Havertz in midfield vs Havertz up front

That pass from Odegaard? I'm sliding into its DMs and asking for feet pics.

Dad bod incoming to match the lil one

B2Bs are sick if you both have very complimenting styles or agree to meet in the midddle stylistically.

Biggest enemy of a b2b being good/fun is ego imo

Clock app loved this one so here you go bird app

Maupay becoming one of my fave players that doesn’t play for Arsenal was not on this seasons bingo card icl

openly black is crazy

4/20 was yesterday which means my favourite tune I ever made is 3 years old 🥳

VAR should have let that one slide for the love of the game