⚠️WARNING - THIS POST WILL CAUSE INSTANT JOY & POSSIBLY GIGGLING⚠️ Happy Saturday, everyone. May you find a reason to be as happy as a little donkey having zoomies!

IT’S ALL GOING TO BE OK, PEOPLE. THEY’RE BACK! 🥰

My girlfriend animated her 2021 mood and honestly? Same.

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Ok. I went for a walk and saw a horse with a mobile phone number written on it. So I called the number:

Are we *sure* that pandas aren’t just small drunk children in fur suits?

Oh god....

MY FRIEND JUST SEND ME THIS WTF HAHAHA

It would be great if we allocated more money for the NHS in Captain Tom’s memory so that in the future 100 year old aren’t having to fundra-oh they’ve announced another clap fantastic forget what I just said everyone

You can do this ❤️💫

I know I was never a big fan of Brexit. But it's done. And I do seem to recall a promise of £350 million a week for the NHS. Here's a picture of that promise. That's £18.2 billion a year that Michael Gove and Boris Johnson promised. So that's the nurse's pay issue solved. Right?

We can all change the way we talk about it.

Facebook is down, so if you require memes about how vaccines are filled with tiny government operated snakes then please just do something else for a bit.

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I lost my Dad last night. I have no idea why I’m putting this here. Feels like such an empty gesture, but I just need somewhere to put the hurt. If you’re reading this, know that hearing you’re loved by someone close is everything. So tell someone in your life they’re loved.

“How was your day?”

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