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Josh Hlavka

@realswampjosh

Views expressed here are mine. | @realswampcast - Host | Former @lp_florida candidate for FL House who got 12.7k votes. | “Should only be dealt with in person”

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1. No Fauci prosecution 2. “Mass deportation” looking like minimal deportation 3. Income Tax still exists 4. The gutting of Department of Government Efficiency 5. National Debt ever increasing 6. America’s youth being left behind Shall I go on?

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Yes, I was born and raised in the USA Yes, my account info will show this account is based in the USA No, I will not post a screenshot of it like the rest of the terminally online nerds No, I still am not paying for this fucking app just to get a gay, little blue checkmark

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It's incredible how perfect Donnie Darko is (the theatrical cut is actually better, one of the rare times you'll hear me say that) and the fact that Richard Kelly has never come close to making such a masterpiece again.

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As someone who had a government official look at their butthole at 17 years old (I’m not trying to be funny. They check for hemorrhoids going to Army Basic Training) I highly recommend it. They know enough. Also, someone needs to get MEPS to stop looking at little boy bootyhole

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You sent me this and not even two weeks later forced your way onto the committee cause you had “concerns about my leadership” I should leak the email you had your attack dog send me after. That should disqualify you from any future leadership positions within the LP permanently

You sent me this and not even two weeks later forced your way onto the committee cause you had “concerns about my leadership”

I should leak the email you had your attack dog send me after. That should disqualify you from any future leadership positions within the LP permanently
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Got approved for the new place! Will be nice not to be in a home with knob and tube wiring and a swamper cooler for AC anymore. 🥲🥲