We need a little body shaming. Obesity is not cool.

chicken heads be cluck-en

If you think that Tesla controls the market then you would be correcto-undo.

Hi Tweet heads

Really? Cus i only get a bunch of white boys tweeting ish about problems around the world and how it’s my fault because i don’t share their tweet enough.

IRS, the oldest mob family in the country.

Be KIND to all people. We’re all just trying our best. You never know what battles others are fighting. Give a compliment, bless up, smile, be an encourager & a light. Be the change today.

I’ve had no cell signal for the last hour, what gives. Is this how the ET’s attack?

We need more of this on Twitter. These political tweets have to stop.

I know I used to be crazy. I know I used to be fun. You say I used to be wild. I say I used to be young. #UsedToBeYoung TONIGHT.

You really have to start questioning your life when you find yourself going number two at a restaurant in the day bar in East Austin.

Feliz Lunes! It’s going to be a great week!! A lil #MondayMotivation #Limitless #ThisIsMeNow JLO BEAUTY

CHICANA EN CUALQUIER ESQUINA 🤎

Pumpkin spice with six shots of espresso. It’s OK Joe, I got it from here bro.

Tonight the music seems so loud, I wish that we could lose this crowd…

There’s only one company you should be trading, and that’s Tesla. Investing, that is a different thing. By today so next week you can literally do this you’re around. Mainly, because Elon is a master of getting rid of trading bots that inflate the price value.

Insta Cart is about to IPO?! Yeah, shorting that stock.

I’m just saying, if OJ didn’t do it, then who did?

Is it still called tweeting?

Michael Berry, manigga!