Is 46 too young to have a “senior moment?”

Just spent 1.5 hours looking for my laptop.

The FindMyMacBook app say it’ in a tenants car. Searched it twice. Checked 3 other tenants security videos.

My business partner then found it in the hallway where I left it.
🤦‍♂️

This is why wholesalers are successful:

FSBOs accounted for 10% of home sales in 2021.

The typical FSBO home sold for $225,000 compared to $330,000 for agent-assisted home sales. (Source: NAR)

Scale of 1-10, how effective do you think this sign is in stopping crime?

Yes, shit happens in real estate.

My door knocker doesn’t deter unannounced visitors as I had hoped. Any other suggestions?

If you have $30k saved up...

• There are $100,000 homes out there
• You can buy them with 30% down
• That will cashflow you $200 a month
• Includes the cost of a Property Manager

$200 a month x 12.5 years = $30k.

That house that just bought itself.

What I picture when someone says please take a seat.

Living room makeover complete.

‣ Enclosed screen porch into sun room
‣ Added accordion exterior door to deck
‣ Added three skylights to bring in light
‣ New hardwood floors throughout

This is just a small part of a much larger 7 month entire home reno project.

Your boss has you over for dinner and has one of these on the floor. What's your next move?

What you be the max amount you'd pay to add this to your home?

Need help.

What room in the house would be best for this $3500 horse lamp? 🐴💡

I’m always up for learning new tricks.

What’s the purpose of the second liquid soap dispenser next to the toilet here?

Appraisers: please put the value of the property on page one and make it the biggest font on the page.

Hiding it on page 35 in small font is bonkers.

What real estate scams are you aware of?

I'm considering a whole-house water filter system and after a few rabbit holes I'm still undecided.

Any recommendations? Worth it?

Your real estate agent drives up in this truck. What's your first thought?

Those of you that budget 5% for vacancies.

How often has your vacancy been more than 5%?

Real Estate Hack:

Call the landlords of RENTAL listings that are over 60 days old and make an offer to buy the property.

There are your motivated sellers.

Some say I peaked in college when my parody boy band was the opener for
Modest Mouse.

It did eventually lead to booking events in my backyard for extra $ and I went down a path of buying all the real estate I could.

Highly recommend.

Real Estate Hack:

Track your city's code enforcement tickets.

This identifies the homes that are being neglected.

Submit an offer to buy their property and solve their problems.