Thank L. Ron Hubbard that Chris Rock got what he deserved.

I have a date tomorrow and can’t decide which shark tooth necklace to wear.

I wonder what Putin’s dick looks like

Stranger Things? I’ve seen stranger things on xnxx and 8chan

I’m excited to announce that I have received an #offer from Stanford University to refrain from stepping foot on their campus or I’ll receive a trespassing citation. #uncommitted

In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court has determined that every girl must allow me to help them find their earrings

Is anyone else happy my Step Dad Steve died or just me?

I need to get a Halloween costume, I hear that illegals are giving out rainbow fentanyl #FoxNews

Mr. Elon Musk, from one billionaire to another (Bing it), I’d recommend diversifying and purchasing Aviato and PiedPiper. I have many other ventures baking in my incubator that I’d love to run by you. Let’s grab some Philz Coffee (on you) and chat

Are you allowed to have a pet in prison?

Remember the name Jacob McClean, because he moved in next door and I’m terrible with names. Thanks

GRND Stock holding steady

Release the Jian Yang files!

I appreciate everyone who comments on porn videos. This is definitely something that adds value.

I've had 3 margherita pizzas and I'm not even buzzed.

"The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." - Frank Herbert, Dune