I MAY HAVE CHEATED IN THE 2016 ELECTION, FALSIFIED BUSINESS RECORDS TO COVER IT UP, VIOLATED THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE 1,862 TIMES, INCITED AN INSURRECTION, AND STOLEN OUR MOST CLASSIFIED SECRETS, BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T GAMBLE ON AN NBA GAME. YOU CAN GET SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR THAT!