My Observer New Review column today is about clothes and football as usual.
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No company could possibly be worse than @OvoEnergy who, quite apart from the money they've wrongly taken, have driven me personally to despair. But I've heard Octopus Energy are trustworthy and communicative? Please do this poll! And/or tell me which provider you've found good.

I've reached the end of the road with @OvoEnergy, the most terrible service provider I've ever encountered (and I've been served in a casino by a croupier who killed someone). Nothing but legal action will do for them now. Sadly, we still need electricity. So I need advice.. 1/2

It’s the last in the current series of Would I Lie To You? tonight (9pm BBC One) - another compilation of UNSEEN BITS which, by 9.30, will be SEEN BITS, and now it sounds like there’s nudity which I promise there isn’t.

The brand new series of Would I Lie To You? continues tonight with the first of two compilations of PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN MATERIAL. Details below.

Congratulations Barny Boatman! I’m not sure it’s quite my favourite tournament result ever, but it’s in the top 3.

In my first Observer New Review column for a while, I long for a world in which I don’t have to feel exasperated about Amazon any more.
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All the details you need for tonight’s brand new episode of Would I Lie To You? are in the tweet below, some of them typed and some of them read out in the voice that saved Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

Another brand new Would I Lie To You? is on today at 9pm on BBC One. The people in it are Babatunde Aléshé, Jessica Knappett, @mikebubbins and Claudia Winkleman, and here’s a picture of them as proof they genuinely turned up.

Tonight’s brand new Would I Lie To You? features Jo Brand, Ivo Graham, Sinitta 16 and Johnny Marr and is on BBC One at exactly the same time as the Nine O’Clock News used to be, which just about says it all.

This week’s brand new episode of Would I Lie To You? features Craig Charles, Jeremy Vine, Amy Gledhill (insta: thatamygledhill) and Shazia Mirza, and is on BBC One at the slightly later time of 9pm. Sadly though, since it was recorded last year, it’s too late for us to add any swearing.

Please see below for a CHANGE OF PLAN with regard to tonight’s episode of Would I Lie To You?. At time of writing, the time and channel have NOT changed but please watch this space anxiously for further updates.

I very much enjoyed chatting to Gyles Brandreth for therosebudpodcast. The episode with me in is out today and they've sent me a clip:

Another brand new Would I Lie To You? is on BBC One at 8pm today, featuring Kimberley Walsh, Will Mellor, Charlene White and Sam Campbell. Below is a picture of us all looking at a photographer - and it turned out, he had his camera with him!

Today at 8pm on
BBC One another new episode of Would I Lie To You? will be broadcast! The guests are Jack Carroll, Gabby Logan, Bridget Christie and Zig Buu, all of whom are in the photograph below.

Another brand new episode of Would I Lie To You? is on BBC One at 8pm today. It features Danny Jones, Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی, Hannah Fry
and the return of
Charlie Brooker. Here is a photo to help prepare you for my shirt.

It's episode two of the brand new series of Would I Lie To You? on BBC One tonight. It features Lucy Beaumont, Frankie Boyle Updates, Abby Cook and Mo Gilligan and, due to bad planning, is on at a different time to last week's: 8pm not 8.30pm. Please still watch it.

The brand new series of Would I Lie To You? starts tonight! I know the Christmas Special was a week ago but that was NOT PART OF THE SERIES. Tonight is the proper series and the first episode features Chris McCausland - New tour on sale now! 🎫, Alex Jones, Rav Wilding and Su Pollard! It's on BBC One at 8.30pm.

Looking for a quiz? A Christmas quiz? A Christmas history quiz? A Quiztory? A Christory? A Quizhistmas? If so, click this link where there's a lovely one which may nevertheless cause the collateral damage of reminding you that I've written a history book. bit.ly/UNRULYQUIZ

It’s the Would I Lie To You? Christmas Special TONIGHT at 8pm on BBC One! And look who’s on it! Naga Munchetty, Victoria Coren Mitchell (who is also MY WIFE!), Alex Brooker and the wonderfully festive Melvyn Hayes. And please don’t worry: we do not wear those hats throughout.