Guy who always has to clean up the paper that goes flying when Superman whooshes out of a place.

Someone on Tik Tok said this should be way more popular and I agree!

Airlines are like:

Waaaait. You want to bring a BAG on your 7 day trip? I mean uh… ok that’s honestly gonna be tough for us. I guess for $100 you can bring a backpack…
Wait. You want a SEAT too?? Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck.

Chris is a national treasure and he must be protected at all costs.

A mutant with an existentially dreadful power auditions for the X-men

At this point when Ethan Hunt has to climb on top of an incredibly fast moving train it must be more of an annoyance than anything else. It’s his version of an app you use all the time always logging you out for no reason like *big sigh* “not again.”

When the movie heist ringleader introduces the audience to his crack squad

🤣🤣👇Chris!

Happy #420day ya mamalukes!

During a late show in SLC recently, a woman in the front row fell asleep…

That dude in the horror movie who is way too excited to break the news that their friends were murdered.

have you been injured in a warlock related workplace accident? rear ended by a dark magician from unknown origins? Let us represent you. call

Once your business model pivots to firing people and deleting movies, I think you give up claiming to be 'in entertainment'

If a food truck stopped serving food to customers and instead threw every sandwich directly into the trash, I wouldn't call it a food truck anymore.

Just in time for summer it’s MUBBLES! The bubbles designed specifically for men!

LA tonight!!! Still some tickets left! 🫶🏻

I’ve had three straight auditions where all they’ve asked me to do is silently react to things and like I get the message ok!

We've been approaching the AI issue mostly from labor and creative directions so far and I think it's very nice of Netflix to provide us with an example that is comprehensively and unambiguously evil

Demolition Man, Practical Magic, The Lost City, While You Were Sleeping, Miss Congeniality... fucking Gravity?? Speed??? these are all bangers. what the fuck twitter.com/IxnayMatryoshk…

Anxiously awaiting video of the first person who tries to cross a fucking river in the cybertruck. Lord bless the timeline.

Impeccable timing on this announcement. Planes falling apart in the sky and their like 'But wait! there's more!'