All Swinton version…

GOP Fun Quiz! Which picture shows people "engaged in legitimate political discourse"? Take your time! It's harder than it looks. Remember: the ones silently kneeling for a couple of minutes are Black.

All these "dare to offend" comics don't ever offend whiteness though

Men have called me intoxicating. Well they’ve called me toxic, which, when ingested, is the same thing

The Gilded Age takes place in an America that still remembers the Civil War, a time when Black people in New York were in constant danger of white people looking at them with surprise for a second

It's going to be such a surprise when any person who watched the Super Bowl doesn't become a crypto/NFT millionaire

We don’t think it would be a good idea to move to Disney town but if anyone builds a father john misty community we will buy the whole lot

Saying, "I'm just a moron," or, "It just seems to me," while presenting an argument is fallacious. It's a way of absolving oneself of responsibility for an argument while trying to win it.

Comedy clubs: if you implement a vaccine requirement heckling will go down by 99%

(fortunate son bass boosted 300dB 10hour mix)

DEFUND Paw Patrol

I went to The Tenement Museum where you can see the living conditions of Jewish immigrants in 1800’s NYC and it was the nicest apartment I’ve ever seen

If you think laws barring transgender athletes are necessary to preserve “fairness” in sports, I’m sure you support CRIMINAL penalties for doping, sign stealing, tampering with equipment, and even flopping to draw fouls. If not, you’re a hypocrite, transphobic, or both

Ted Cruz is the neediest human being I've ever seen in my life and I spent my 20s doing open mics

Not sure how to feel about this Amazon Union thing. On one hand, America’s 2nd largest employer experiencing record profits might have to treat workers with basic human dignity, on the other hand when I get high & order a frisbee, it might come to my house in 3 days instead of 2

With officiating this bad, if Memphis wins this game I call “ * “. #NBAPlayoffs #Warriors #terrible #ThisIsPlayoffBasketball #LetThemPlay

Andrew Wiggins just killed a man on national TV.

Cheer up fourth grade girls- if you’re in the hospital giving birth, that means you’re not in the classroom getting shot.