The Portugal they tell you about vs the Portugal that actually exists:

First impressions of Lisbon:

1. Lots of different bus types
2. Great amount of plazas
3. People are noticeably skinnier on average
4. Way too much dog shit on the sidewalks

On my flight to Portugal pulling out of the gate with only my gf and me in our half-row. So long twitter (except for 15 minutes a day), hello grass!

No signs of ASAC Schrader or Gomie at the DEA Museum

Where is Gersh Kuntzman when you need him most?

Good morning, Crystal City!