"Spidey-Gwen favorited six of my tweets. Enough of the hints, I get it! If you want D-Poolie, just ask!"

The red capes are coming!

"Anyone else ever just sneeze and lose a foot of bowel? No? Well fuck you then."

@GunsUpMySleeves "Eh, butter-fingers, what can ya say?" The merc rolled his shoulders into a shrug.

@GunsUpMySleeves "You're one sick Clownie..."

@GunsUpMySleeves "So beautiful!"

@GunsUpMySleeves "Eh, you're not winning any Miss America pageants, buddy."

@harleybimbo pic.x.com/AxztQtnZwZ

"Two Avenger movies but I'm still waiting for my invite to the team?! Fuck it! I'll make my own superhero team! Bob, where are you?!"

“Gah, my legs are killing m- Oh. Wait just a darn tootin' second.”

"I'm honestly upset about the amount of boobie pics on my timeline! There's none whatso-fucking-ever!"

"Hoh, shit! A raptor, A RAPTOR, just favorited my tweet! Twitter is fuckin' amazing!"

"I have yet to get naked. So, no! Ya haven't." x.com/ofloveandwar/s…

"... Son of a FUCK!"

@ChinaWhiteArrow "Who writes the checks in your little operation?"

Wade sits on his mysteriously stained couch, watching 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' alone. "... THE CLUSTERFUCK IS THIS?! THAT'S NOT ME!"

The Regenerating Degenerate stuffs a hand grenade into ᎶᏇℰℕ- ℙᎾᎾℒ's mask. "Hiya, G-Pooly!"

@ChinaWhiteArrow "Oh-ho-ho... Yes pleeeease!"

@ChinaWhiteArrow He immediately follows behind her.

@ChinaWhiteArrow "Probably buy just /a ton/ of guns and ammo."