We all tweet like a bunch of degenerates so much that even Ellen loves our shit

Petition for nap time at work

7 hours of productivity startiiiiiiinnnnnngggg......NOW!

I’m trying to sleep but my brain is generating the images

Is this 'democracy' in the room with us right now?

Not WW3. Not Civil War. But a secret 3rd thing (Revolution)

When someone asks why a tiktok ban is a big deal since its a 'Chinese spy app' or 'only dumb dances', I show them 3 videos of raw, real-time news happening in their own state that they were oblivious to & that didn't get any media coverage & the light bulb goes off like 'ooohh..'

Me and who?

Finally some good fucking legislation. But make no mistake though. We're still going to burn it all down.

Me and who? Where is she?!

it’s honestly mindblowing just how much taking care of yourself as an adult is simply learning to eat at home and going on walks

At our big age, everything boils down to a very simple concept: how would I feel if this were me/done to me? That would quite litchrally solve everything. Why? Because empathy is the solution

Listen to her! She's on to something! We won't fix you but we'll accept every single part of who you are

no seriously because every time I leave therapy I'm just....so....EXHAUSTED. Like I take a nap in my car immediately afterward because facing your demons is so demanding of your body, mind, and soul like OMG

what they don’t tell u about therapy is that you have to constantly address things you have been avoiding your entire life and it’s so much work and mentally draining i can’t believe i pay for this anyways i’ll see you later today deborah

EPIC always wants to restart and update at the most inconvenient times (between 3-5am when I'm IN THE FUCKING ZONE)

Flashback to when I was a camp counselor last summer and all my campers called me depressed in the superlatives without directly calling me depressed 😅

Of course I am 🫡