I’m not on board with this Mariah Carey song. I already have you for Christmas. Buy me shit. * #christmas #christmasshopping #christmassongs #mariahcarey #shopping #christmaspresents #christmasgifts #presents #gifts #holidays #happyholidays #alliwantforchristmasisyou

That’s all great, but we’re still giving the awards to white folks, right? #winnerssowhite #GoldenGlobes2019 #GoldenGlobeAwards #GoldenGlobes

#buttigieg2020 #petebuttigieg #election #election2020 #democrat #southbendindiana #mayorpete #mayorpetebuttigieg

#language #onlanguage #definition #english #dictionary #definitions #slang #writing #writersofinstagram #writer #writers

Classes at #UCLA today. * #mymomneverbroughtmetothingslikethis #collegeprep #splashatucla #college #studentlife #highereducation #education #university

Car is in the shop, so I rented my usual: Black Cadillac CTS with Texas plates. #baller * #car #carrepair #autorepair #rentalcar #carrental #cadillac #cadillaccts #vehicles #roadtrip #driving

So, I must look like one of those guys who’s into “My Little Pony.” <cue Price Is Right Loser’s Theme> * #starbucksnamefail #namefail #takeout #orderpickup #cafe #paloalto #stanford #fml #priceisrightlosertheme

Our son Jack created this video for his sweet adnp brother. Check out adnpfoundation.org for more info * #adnp #givingtuesday #raredisease #adnpsyndrome #cureadnp #happykid #autism

Happy to support Cultivate LA!Cultivate.givesmart.com #unitedfriendsofthechildren #cultivatela

#quarantineandchill #stayathomechallenge #safehands #mypandemicsurvivalplan #togetherathome #socialdistancing

I’m honestly not sure if the government is right about this mandatory mask thing. If they’re wrong, we’re being inconvenienced. But, if they’re right, millions of lives are being saved. #lovethyneighbor #mask #maskon #coronavirus #COVID19 #SafetyFirst #gettingbacktonormal

I promise, under this mask, I’m smiling intently at your witty anecdote. #maskwithbenefits #savingenergy #masklife #mask

Close the “gap” of inequality. * * #juneteenth #juneteenth2020 #blm #blacklivesmatter #havingthedayoffisfinebut....

I lent my voice to this video. I invite you to share it, and put up a Biden sign on July 4th. Thank you. * #signs4biden #america #biden2020 #joebiden #biden #election #democrats #democrat #usa #victoryfund #political #signsofsupport #voteblue youtu.be/efhpa_6mjRo

Updated Signs4Biden video (still my voice). You're welcome to share! instagram.com/p/CFBI-wpAx_8/ Thanks for the mix, @OutpostSound ** #Signs4Biden #TeamJoe Joe Biden #unitedforbiden #kamala #khive #vote #election2020

I used to think Donald Trump was a lying bigoted P.O.S. BUT I was guilty of confirmation bias. So I’ve spent the last 3 years getting my info only from the top-middle/skews right on this chart. Now I’m convinced that Donald Trump is a lying bigoted P.O.S. #joebiden #biden #trump

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Republican message: “election is fixed…these ballots are invalid…mail-in is unfair…these governors are biased…this tiny voting location in the middle of nowhere is just fine for these (black) voters…” Democrat message: “Vote.” #vote #politics #election #biden #trump #news

Had to snap a shot of Jonny Brodzinski at the New York Rangers game, as this was one of my many nicknames growing up. #NoQuitInNY #NYR

Hands down, the best show on TV is the going-into-the-break portion of the Golden Globes. #GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes2023 #drunkcelebrities