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Random dude trying to figure out who I am and why. I am learning about Jesus. Anonymous account because I'm not looking for trouble.

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Christian cultures are superior to non-Christian cultures.👇🏼 British Guy: “Do you think about the consequences of rape?” Immigrant:“Yeah we think about that. What if she screams?” British Guy: “No. I’m talking about abuse of the girl.” Immigrant: “Yeah we might get STD’s….”

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So my unsaved friend who thinks he might be gay, declared that he doesn’t like gay sex. I said “ok great that means you’re not gay!” He countered with “but what if I’m a gay who doesn’t like gay stuff?” The ped0 who caused him all this mental illness needs to BURN.

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Ok this trans dude/woman is unhinged. Also this is a good example why LEOs might want to train in BJJ. Jiu jitsu has good techniques to subdue an unhinged and panicking person like this quickly, without hurting them more than necessary.

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It’s the kind of morning where I could be lazy, eat too much, watch TV, stay home and miss BJJ class. Just joking. Not today Satan!

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Today is the one day of the year when we must doubt and double check all internet content. Wait no, that’s every day.

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Do you think Jesus was crucified on a Thursday or Friday? Not that the day of the week really matters, I don’t even understand how calendars worked back then.

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Me: Do you think I’ll be a good husband? Her: What? Obviously! *waves the engagement ring in my face* Sometimes I wonder why she said yes to me.

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Happy Good Friday to all the Christians here who supported me these last few months! I’ll be online less often because tomorrow I’m becoming a husband and I will give more time to my wife than to a screen❤️

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I woke up early, for a brief second I was surprised to see someone in my bed, then I remembered God gave me a wife❤️

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My Pastor when I tell him I disagree with him on a subject: “Well that’s okay.” Twitter Christians when you disagree with them on anything: “You are a hate filled agent of Satan, and should be excommunicated at once!”

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My wife is so organized. My little house has never been in such perfect order before. The place feels different. More like… a real home.