WHO WILL GRU BE TONIGHT THATS THE QUESTION

she blitz on my crank til it zap attack

Wait i wake up this morning and its doin numbers LMAO

Someone tried to break into my car so now the car lock is broken and i cant get in -> get locksmith to unlock it but need to turn on car -> its dead -> broken bumper makes it hard to get into hood -> finally get in and jump it -> alternator is dead. cmon mortdog whats going on.

If 2023 was the best year of my life, 2024 was one of my worst. It’s hard to see it in the moment, but your lows means the future will always be better. When that time comes, it’s up to me to freak my nasty little shit. Nobody can do it but me. It’s my responsiblity.

could u imagine if my mouth opened in a slightly uncanny manner and a thousand locusts came flying out

I was drying some plushies we just got and i opened the door to this. I had the most visceral doki doki literature club flashback LMAO

holy fk we made it

EXCUSE ME????

Tactician's Trials is legit just me getting railed by Mentor Ryze every game, to the point where I was forced to learn it in a trial by fire since I've barely played it before

Any drinkers?

Made it by far the furthest I ever have in the competitive circuit by making Day 2 of Tactician's Cup. I then proceeded to play the worst TFT gameplay ever conceived by mankind. They will put what I have done in the same conversation as what Mark Wahlberg did to that man.