After the Mormon news our autism turned to religious grifters. We have to give a shout out to Joel Osteen. This guy pays himself $54,000,000 a year from his tax exempt religious non profit and runs a business that literally scares people into giving them his money. God is great!

Elon Musk It’s the one on the right.

In 1971, there were 13,612 banks in the United States with 23,336 branches. In 2021, there were just 4,237 banks with 72,405 branches. And the top ten banks hold about half of all bank assets. Consolidation towards the top.

Custodia Bank is really interesting: all they want to do is offer non-fractional banking to customers to give them the option of ~zero risk banking. Yet for some reason the regulators refuse to allow this. Why?

Hard to twist this one as positive. 50 years of data. Every time this business outlook index was as negative as today it coincided with a hard landing.

Most people who who dislike bitcoin haven't held it. They see it as a price chart in their brokerage, like QQQ. They haven't brought the asset into self custody, and then brought it with them as they went around the world. No wonder they view it as a random correlation.

H.E. Justin Sun 🍌 UBS Credit Suisse We are living in a simulation

The summary of people in my timeline right now

Lyn Alden Until I hear a Chinese remix by Wu-Tang C.R.E.A.M “dolla, dolla bill ya’ll”, I’m not worried

Ran Neuner Benjamin Cowen This would be a fun one to watch. A degenerate dumper/gambler vs a PhD Physicist. Lets GO!

The BRICS hold G7 currencies as their reserves, and not the other way around. And yet, the BRICS just flipped the G7 in economic size. Reserve practices don’t change overnight, but this is a very different environment than 10+ years ago.

Meanwhile, let's check in on how Musk's free speech absolutism is going over in India.

Today’s the day! The Helium Network 🎈is officially migrating to Solana. The technical migration will begin at 9 am PT / 4pm UTC as part of a 24-hour transition period. Here's what you can expect 👇 heliumfoundation.medium.com/its-here-the-h…

I’m so happy i don’t have to care about these memecoins again, i’m still burned out from 2020-2021 being early on every coin. Pays well but doesn’t feel rewarding at all. Would advise everyone without much money to try to be early (first 50 buyers) on new narrative shitcoins,

The Helium Network migration to Solana is complete! 🎉 🎈 This is an incredible milestone for the global Helium community and ushers in a new era for a highly scalable and resilient Helium Network along with a new world of utility on Solana. blog.helium.com/a-new-era-for-…

Me when I try to learn about how anything works on rollups

According to HIP 70 and 77, HNT holders have 10 days following the Solana migration for a “Landrush” bonus of 3X the locked amount. There are 2.5 days left in the Landrush period. What is the veHNT Landrush? Read this thread 🧵,👇 1/6

#Cardano DeFi is unique, since ADA in Liquidity Pools (LPs) can be staked. All ADA in Minswap LPs is staked to the MIN Pool, which this month earned 235,421 $ADA rewards (due to luck, a 44% increase compared to last month) all of which will be distributed back to Farmers in May.

Now that @Helium Runs on @Solana™, it’s time to put voting mechanics to the test and answer a question that has stumped philosophers for centuries. Chocolate or vanilla ice cream? Chocolate or Vanilla Test Vote💥 Sign in to realms.heliumvote.com/dao/hnt using a Helium Wallet to vote!

$pepe is a never ending short squeeze, quite interesting to see. Not joining the casino myself but interesting to observe. Imagine going 5 years to school for a masters in economics while you could have just bought a frog coin 😀