In the sheer ineptitude stakes, Rangers might’ve surpassed the hiring of Michael Beale by hiring Russell Martin. A total bluffer, obsessed with ‘identity’ and ‘processes’ with zero substance behind the corporate jargon. Atrocious.

Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death

Celtic Embarrassing Scottish Football in Europe Russell Martin: hold my wheat free, gluten free, vegan, 0% shandy…

Russell Martin has been here before. This isn't his first horror show. Surely he feels the same in there at half time. His time is up - get him out of our club.

My sister who never messages me about football has just told me out of concern to not jump off a cliff. This club is bringing families together in this very dark time. #RussellMartinsVeganBoys

The coaching staff sending Mikey Moore out to warm up while Rangers have no subs left to make. What a laugh

The same manager who’s overseeing this humiliation for Rangers was in the dugout when Jewison Bennette pirouetted around Southampton’s defenders and set Chris Rigg up for a goal in the 5-0. Russell Martin, everyone. Football fraudster.

Himself, vegan fucking idiot.

Wouldn’t be too upset if we sent Martin on a flight himself, preferably over the Bermuda Triangle.

At least Trey Hendrickson is back with the Bengals and we’ve signed a competent guard for Burrow. To my NFL Rangers men, we don’t have to wait long for the proper football. This soccer stuff is utter shite.

All we wanted to see was progress. Instead we are in an even worse position than last year, and every year before then. When will it end?

LOVE AND FUCKING HARMONY. THIS ISN’T LOVE ISLAND MATE. Although you’d probably fit in there a lot more, it would just add one more tit to the abundance of tits already in it. This is the most WOKE manager of all time. Like not even close.

“Accept the pain, accept the humiliation, accept the hurt that we all feel” This is the manager of Rangers Football Club. This is the person we spent weeks upon weeks working towards to become the new manager. We are by all accounts, fucked.

That’s enough for me anyway. Wake up tomorrow and he better be gone, otherwise this banner will come true. Goodnight.