“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”

Having a pop at someone who captained a WC winning-team 3 months ago is typical Indian 'fan' move.

Fans: SA, you really need to stop this get-close-but-lose-in-WCs thing. SA: Consider it done.

Bumrah should have been POTM in the prev match. If they did give POTM to Sanju Samson for the finals then POTS should obviously also be to SS. This would mean Boom got nothing, which kinda seems unfair. So they picked the fudge option. Understandable really. This is like

This is absurd. Valverde is ridiculous. Madrid are still underutlising him. I am a Barca fan and Valverde scares the bejeezus out of me. R9 and David Villa would have been proud of the goals he scored in this game.

Would also then be divisible by only one (The one) and itself. Apt.

Wierd pile-on on Priyanka Chopra because Bardem did performative move to grab headlines and dropped shocker on her. I have no views on her but she was merely a prop in someone else's grandstanding. Reminded me of that famous Ricky Gervais bit "You guys should shut up, grab your

Am I the only one thinking it should have been "Displacementraptor"?

An Upper caste male recognizes both but also realizes that he has never been unjust. No siree, not him. Then he 'Quote-tweets. And hopes that people can still pick sarcasm.

Do what you love and you wont have to work for even a day. Call whatever you do work and you dont have to take chutti for even a day.

Every time Rahul Tewatie is mentioned, I can only think of how he could have never played for CSK. His kids could not have had any social circle in Chennai. They wouldnt have stood a chance with that name.

I am proud to have worn a pure blue shirt to work today.

It's a beautiful company - Sundar PuchAI. May be someone told the UP govt this and they walked into the deal thinking they were signing with Google

God may come asking for refund on brain cells that are not used. Indian chatteratti would crash if that happened.

1. Laxman 281 at Eden Gardens 2. Dravid 233 at Adelaide Oval 3. Dravid 148 at Headingley 4. Sachin 155 at Chepauk 5. Sachin tragic 136 at Chepauk

This is a litmus test. Clearly delineates good eggs and muppets. The good eggs being all of us who couldn't give a flying eff who wished what to whom.

This is not true. Anyone can share Mann ki baat. We only need to ensure that it is the PM's Mann ki baat.

They likely found a way to kill a few cancerous cells along with a lot of other cells. Probably because the cancerous cells were hiding amidst the normal cells. They warned the regular cells but these didnt listen. The regular cells should have been elsewhere when the cancer was