“Slobby Creatives”? Really, The Wall Street Journal? I save ~1.75 hrs a day by not having to do hair/makeup/travel which is more time for my clients and family. WHO CARES what I’m wearing?!? I’m being awesome and productive.

On average, Adobe chat support transfers me 3 times and the person still doesn’t understand how the software works... #CustomerService #adobe #pleasefixit

Is tomorrow the day we find out this whole presidency was a prank?

Dear world, ...

Being a designer is like putting IKEA furniture together without the instructions, plus you have to make all the pieces and do it forever.

When @United drags you off the airplane, but then you realize it was going to #FyreFestival

Thank a #teacher! Here's another free graphic for you to use to celebrate #TeacherAppreciationWeek

Is anyone checking on Lake Huron? Haven't heard anything from Huron since 3rd grade

This episode of the Apprentice is nuts! I bet he fires Melania next.

What? wired.us8.list-manage1.com/track/click?u=…

Just lovely design x.com/greatdisconten…

You know you watch too much #GOT when you see a crow and think, "ooh, someone sent a raven!" #GOT7

Mrs. Peanuts as Viserion #GOT #MrsPeanuts #GameOfThrones #got7

"Hey fam" Mrs. Peanuts as Drogon #GOT #GameofThrones #MrsPeanuts #GOT7

Imagine being so fancy you eat breakfast NOT over a keyboard.

#logo designs by lantern light. #Irma

Thank you for the great project. Below is our final invoice. I look forward to talking in 30 days when I have to inquire about its status.

Maybe this will make them stop FedExing these to me? Lakeview Loan Servicing #junkmail #spam

#MLKJr #MLK #love #hope “We have before us the glorious opportunity to inject a new dimension of love into the veins of our civilization.” MLK

They should call them Lady Dynamitos and have Lady Dynamite be the spokesperson. You’re welcome. #LadyDoritos #boom #ladydynamite x.com/adweek/status/…