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Tyler Smith

@raiderdamus

Soothsayer. Wordsmith. Professional Hater.

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The Madden game sucks, everyone knows it sucks, and yet every single Twitter thread from the EA Madden account is full of thousands of replies saying that the company is a joke and they're gonna stop playing. Almost like Madden players are unprincipled liars and hypocrites

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If you don't think social media is damaging to the psyche, consider that at any time you can take five minutes and look at fifty to a hundred different women more beautiful than anyone the average medieval peasant would see in his lifetime, and some of those women are cartoons

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So over the last couple years I've gotten my wife in to Dungeons & Dragons and yesterday she told me she wants me to 'envelop her like a gelatinous cube' and while I think that's adorable I am nowhere near large enough to actually do it so I kinda feel bad

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I can't wait for 2033 when Roman Anthony is traded to the Cubs for three players who are currently in junior high and the ghost of Jim Fregosi

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Always remember that if the headline of a news article asks you a question, the answer is "No", because if it was Yes the headline would say so

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Everyone online talking about how Jake Paul sucks and would get smoked by any legit boxer. You fools, you've fallen into his trap! Now you will pay to watch him lose. Gorgeous George did this back in the 1950s, Ric Flair did it in the 80s. Jake Paul is a perfect heel. Respect.

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When I was young the Internet made fun of a certain Congressman for saying "the Internet is a series of tubes" but now that I am older I realize the Internet is actually a series of tubes