How I look at some fuckers when they talkin shit.

When I was younger I really fell hard for a girl she was a very close friend then we slept together and ended up doing so for half a year, we never dated we slept together almost everyday, she referred to me as her human dildo 😂 think I got used 😂

Here comes the bad weather 😂 bout time

Why do I always accidentally end up dating a ginger bird?

CrapDonalds might as well 😂

Seeing a lass on here with her tits out and then realising you know her... Oops 😂

I need a new tattoo looking for something more Modern Viking style. #Tattoo

Too facking hawt out there lads, need to stay in and sleep 🥱

Every time a post after a liking spree I get logged out bag a shite

Hope now its gunna piss it down all these fucking lady birds piss off 😂

Seems like just yesterday we were hanging on the estate as a teen, running from cops and being little shits now half of us are dead ones that aint we 30 and ready to retire 😂

To much fuckary gawing on today I swear, fucking bs shit starting to feel the darkness creeping in man not good

Only way to get a chat on this site is to show ya cleavage or get ya ass out 😆

Load of fuckary today Saturday should be a day I can chill...

Man I hate upsetting someone

Saturday night and I'm sat in alone like a fucking melt

A friend passed away this week and its fucked my head more than I expected.

Alt chicks are the finest 😆

Why is he wearing dem 😂 This chicken reminds me of that good old Ali G scene

Weekend lets bang out the dirty takeaway 😂