Look out, just got a new toy

Holy Jupiter I thought it was a kardashian x.com/stephleonidas/…

Make sure your fly is done up and don't bump into the furniture x.com/brentspiner/st…

The Heart of the Matter, in 30 Blistering Seconds. Please share and join: @LakotaLaw #NoDAPL #Racism #CorporateCrime fusion.net/story/391049/s…

Well, it's colder than a well diggers ass here. I want to go back to Palm Springs

Ice station Zebra, getting a haircut x.com/cole_79/status…

Good luck hope so x.com/tonycurran69/s…

No in the article x.com/muttmonet/stat…

What are you smoking x.com/thestatsguy262…

Well we are right in the middle of it. Son of a biscuit box, I wish winter would bugger off. I feel sorry for the people in the Maritimes.

Welcome to my job

Floor it and ride the clutch...all yours mate x.com/graham_greene/…

What's up niece x.com/kaniehtiio/sta…

Saying goodbye to twitter, I gotta go, there is nothing here for me

Just back from vegas...visiting my rock star friends

To everyone, merry christmas,say hello to a stranger, smile at someone, we have much and worry that's not enough.give up some time to someone in need that's Christmas. Do it all year, it'll make you and them feel good. Practice love not hate. It's Allen being a human being.

I told my cat, just threehundred more sleeps til christmas.....she looked satisfied.

It is with great love and concern that I appeal for your help in the search for my daughter Tammy Brandt (Jackson)…Tammy has not been seen by her family or friends for two weeks… pls retweet

Thank U Thank U ...I love all you who helped share the message of love... My daughter Tammy has been found alive... Here is my love coming back at you...xoxo ...pls retweet

Drop by and pick a much coal as you want x.com/gprc_ab/status…