This is easy, sign me MLB. You Be the Ump 7/7 ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ nyti.ms/3SJsFaS

I’m convinced washing rice is a scam perpetuated by the fine colander industrial complex

The way writers built up tension throughout Episode 9 of #Andor was thrilling and the last scene is probably the most gripping payoff to a refrain I've seen on TV in a long time.

Why is my feed filled with promoted Christian evangelical content? Elon Musk EEEELON what is this, I come here for depraved means not salvation

Someone wake up Governor Glenn Youngkin and tell him there’s been another event - this time in Chesapeake.

The governor of Virginia - a lifetime NRA member - manages to tweet about the mass shooting at a Chesapeake Walmart without using the words gunman or shooting. Gun violence is political because NRA lobbyists pay our politicians for their inaction.

The Walmart gunman bought the pistol he used the same day. A firearm should not be an impulse purchase. ALL firearm purchases should have a MINIMUM 5-day waiting period. #walmartincident #WalmartChesapeake #GunReformNow nytimes.com/2022/11/25/us/…

The only differences between a Spirit Airlines plane and The Magic School Bus are the time travel and the joy.

Thanks Bob Moses for spending 2,007 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Back to You. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6LHsnRB…

So when US airlines were stranded, they got taxpayer money to help them out but now when taxpayers are stranded, airlines don’t help but instead charge insane amounts to people who need to get home? Help me understand🤔

Every time I login into ESPN Fantasy Football, I am reminded that our government let Disney buy ESPN and I throw up a little in the back of my mouth.

Absolutely despicable and dystopian behavior from Google, who made $17 billion in profits last quarter ALONE. Solidarity with Alphabet Workers Union (AWU-CWA) & all tech workers suffering at the hands of corporate greed. Shame on you, Sundar Pichai.

What exactly are you supposed to do with your hands while you sleep?

I think we all deserve a semi-public cry. You know the kind where you want to be alone, but secretly want someone to witness your sadness without feeling like you're imposing. Anyway, that's why I leave the door to the break room slightly ajar.

Health Insurance is a fucking racket. It's really sad that we've turned a basic human right into a for-profit industry.

It's sad we won't see Fox News execs on trial for misinformation about Dominion Voting Systems. $787.5 Million is not enough money for the damage Fox News has done to our democracy.

People are afraid to go to school, to go to malls, to go to clubs. People are afraid a single person's rage and access to firearms will forever change their life. I know I am. We can plead for our leaders to protect us. Some won't, most can't. That is a uniquely American tragedy.

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