You ever chug a hot coffee and not see the issue with it while it burns all the way down?

I miss the days of shaving Jordan Reska beard on stage in the middle of a set

The real reason you shouldn’t drink and drive is because Taco Bell is expensive #conspiracy

Radical, that is all, Radical

People born in 2000 turning 23 this year: “I’m turning 23 no one will like me anymore lol.” Me turning 30: “I hope people don’t like me anymore I could use a break from the world.”

Are you also drink random water that looks untouched at the bar crazy? No? Me neither *proceeds to drink said water*

Drinking Radam: “this is a great idea nothing bad will happen Next day Radam: “congratulations you’re and idiot”

Listen now ❤️ Linktr.ee/MightyTortuga

Yo twitterverse, I suck at using you bur here’s an update, I started a new podcast called Movie Night With Bands and just released the 4th episode! Check it out!!! open.spotify.com/show/6062MNzqL…

I keep getting ads to try out “the League” for dating, I thought we outlawed Eugenics in 1942?

First local gig of the year is also my 30th Birthday! Can’t think of any other way I’d want to spend it ❤️ What Makes Sense - NY Ghost Chant FRND CRCL From States Away @turn2band

Put together a playlist of former guest of Movie Night With Bands, check it out and be sure to use the link in bio to check out the podcast. open.spotify.com/playlist/3Iyfs…

Yo health insurance don’t worry you still suck too but man oh man, car insurance is the biggest scam ever

New music, new era What Makes Sense - NY youtu.be/sOfwQayOtFk

Let me be in your music video

My solo project Shufelt has a new song dropping 6.4.24 you can pre-save it at the link in my bio, it’ll help me out a lot if you do! #charismaticloser #NewMusicAlert #newmusic #emo #emosnotdead

Follow Erik Kramer the only nfc north none packers player I support!

10ish years ago State Champs and hitthelights did the #shotboys tour and I can tell you at 32 and feeling like a shot boy still releasing music is real #throwback #poppunk #music #socialmediaisaweirdplace