Trans women will literally post this picture with the hashtag #transitiongoals 🏳️‍⚧️

Literally every branch of the military.

I want closure so badly. Please.

Sale of unsanitary/contaminated food to consumers, unlicensed street sale. May seem like things that aren't a big deal but plagues have been started over this kind of thing.

Nothing says you think I'm trash more effectively than simply refusing to communicate with me.

This weekend I had 3 attempts to put a final period on my story. Today I took the bag that I was using to facilitate those attempts and cleaned the litter box with it. Because the cats need somewhere to shit.

Elaine Carroll to Divorce Sam Reich Because Every Time She Is About To Climax He Starts A Minigame #Dropout (I should clarify this is a joke, I don't know either Elaine Carroll or Sam Reich, and I assume with all of his allergies he is allergic to sex)

If someone wants to go, you need to let them go. They will go someday anyway, & you won't be spared the grief of their passing when that happens. You don't get to decide when to feel that grief. You don't get to dictate how long someone must suffer just to ease your conscience.

Liked everywhere, wanted nowhere.

Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy unite! #Spongebob #Fanart

No, I generally find that people at work don't like to be flirted with, at least not by me.

I mean I thought I was a pretty big Let's Game It Out fan but apparently there's bigger ones

If you work for Pixar and think it was the lesbian kiss that made Lightyear a commercial failure, you might want to check yourself. The movie has a confused message and no heart. You can, and often do, do better.

People turned on by foreign policy be like "let me get that embussy"

Bill S. Preston and "Ted" Theodore Logan are the original himbos. I will not be taking questions at this time.

It is once again time to wake up Green Day.

Raccoon has the movies 🦝

They're boyfriends and you cannot convince me otherwise.

This is a pro-Palestine account.

False. Jon Pickens (Playtest editor of AD&D 2e at TSR in the 1980s) confirms that this is inaccurate information. To Mike he says, "I don't know what [he's] smoking but I think I'd like some."