Martiiiiin! I said BYO BEER, you moron!!

I hate to say it, but it's giving Gaga in her meat dress

Think the lyrics are actually:

“Blunt on your face. Big disgrace.
Touching his willy all over the place.”

LMFAOOOO

Please remember to re-pot you cats, they need room to grow.. 😅

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex at polo match at Palm Beach, Florida

Just finished this harrowing tale, read by the author Charles Spencer.
Definitely worth a listen. One of the less traumatic but still startling finds was the correction pronunciation of Althorp. I thought I had it nailed saying All-thrup, but alas no. It appears to be 'All-tripp'!

Dad sends mom photoshopped pictures whenever she asks if their kids are OK. 😂😂😂

Check Thread 👇😂

It's like she's in a cult. #mafsaunz

Oh god, this would SUCK. How am i feeling bad for Tori? WHO EVEN AM I ANYMORE? #mafsaunz

Jack: I'm crossing my fingers that you can't see my pubes because my buttons are undone so low.
Just kidding! I am fully man scaped! #mafsaunz

We need one of the fam to go on the NZ version!!! Who is taking one for the team?? #mafsaunz

Imagine seeing all your douche moves rolled into one long montage and having your new lover watch. I love this for Ellie and Jono #mafsaunz

Top four haaaaa, not top 3, he was FOURTH #mafsaunz

Nup, doesnt cut it, Ellie. Your mind would have been burning about seeing Lauren. You probably lost sleep and planned exactly how you would have entered and played it. I call BS #mafsaunz

Lauren's gone for the 'my body is super hot, f you' look, I see. Ka pai. #mafsaunz

The best bit of MAFS is always you guys, the tweeting fam! 🥹🫶❤️ #mafsaunz

Omg, run Tim #mafsaunz

Worst couple? #mafsaunz

Oh my god. I always thought Jono was a goose, but I liked Ellie. But. She's vile. #mafsaunz